:25:02
Prince Charles
did have an affair...
:25:04
he admitted it,
and they are now divorced.
:25:08
OK, people, you have to tell me
these things.
:25:12
I've been frozen for 30 years.
:25:17
Throw me a fricking bone here.
:25:20
I'm the boss. Need the info.
:25:24
No problem.
:25:27
Here's my second plan.
:25:29
In the sixties, I developed
a weather-changing machine...
:25:33
a sophisticated heat beam
which we called a laser."
:25:38
Using these lasers,"
we punch a hole...
:25:42
in the protective layer
around the world...
:25:45
which we call the ozone" layer.
:25:48
Slowly, ultraviolet rays
would pour in...
:25:53
increasing
the risk of skin cancer.
:25:57
That is, unless the world
pays us a hefty ransom.
:26:10
That also already has happened.
:26:15
Shit.
:26:20
Hell, let's just do
what we always do--
:26:22
hijack some nuclear weapons
and hold the world hostage.
:26:27
Gentlemen,
it's come to my attention...
:26:29
a breakaway Russian republic,
Kreplachistan...
:26:32
is about to transfer
a nuclear warhead...
:26:35
to the United Nations
in a few days.
:26:37
Here's the plan.
:26:40
We get the warhead
and hold the world ransom for...
:26:46
one million dollars!
:26:53
Don't you think
we should maybe ask...
:26:57
for more
than a million dollars?
:26:59
A million dollars isn't exactly
a lot of money these days.