Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery
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:26:10
That also already has happened.
:26:15
Shit.
:26:20
Hell, let's just do
what we always do--

:26:22
hijack some nuclear weapons
and hold the world hostage.

:26:27
Gentlemen,
it's come to my attention...

:26:29
a breakaway Russian republic,
Kreplachistan...

:26:32
is about to transfer
a nuclear warhead...

:26:35
to the United Nations
in a few days.

:26:37
Here's the plan.
:26:40
We get the warhead
and hold the world ransom for...

:26:46
one million dollars!
:26:53
Don't you think
we should maybe ask...

:26:57
for more
than a million dollars?

:26:59
A million dollars isn't exactly
a lot of money these days.

:27:04
Virtucon alone
makes over $9 billion a year.

:27:07
Really?
:27:10
That's a lot more.
:27:12
OK, then.
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We hold the world ransom for...
:27:18
one hundred billion dollars!
:27:29
Pretty groovy jumbo jet, eh?
:27:31
When you see this jet
a-rocking...

:27:34
don't come a-knocking, baby!
:27:37
I'm going to need you to sign
these release forms.

:27:40
Release forms?
:27:41
You're not officially working
for Ministry of Defense...

:27:45
and these forms indemnify
the ministry against...

:27:48
any mishaps that may occur
in the line of duty.

:27:51
Mishaps?
But isn't that what being...

:27:53
an international
man of mystery's all about?

:27:58
Name--Austin...Danger Powers.

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