Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery
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Virtucon alone
makes over $9 billion a year.

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Really?
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That's a lot more.
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OK, then.
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We hold the world ransom for...
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one hundred billion dollars!
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Pretty groovy jumbo jet, eh?
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When you see this jet
a-rocking...

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don't come a-knocking, baby!
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I'm going to need you to sign
these release forms.

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Release forms?
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You're not officially working
for Ministry of Defense...

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and these forms indemnify
the ministry against...

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any mishaps that may occur
in the line of duty.

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Mishaps?
But isn't that what being...

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an international
man of mystery's all about?

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Name--Austin...Danger Powers.
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Sex--yes, please!
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How does a hot chick like you...
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end up working
at the Ministry of Defense?

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Well, I went to Oxford...
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where I excelled
in several subjects...

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but I ended up specializing
in foreign languages.

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I really wanted to travel.
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You know,
sort of see the world?

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That's fascinating.
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Why don't we go in the back
and shag?

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What?
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I've been frozen for 30 years.
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I've gotta see if my bits
and pieces are still working.

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Excuse me?
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My wedding tackle.
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I'm sorry--
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My meat and two veg,
my twig and berries.

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Hello, lads, you still awake?
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Mr. Powers, please.
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I'd appreciate it if you could
concentrate on our mission...

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and give your libido a rest.

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