1:00:01
Nothing.
1:00:02
Here's Basil.
1:00:08
Let me bring you up to speed.
1:00:10
Dr. Evil has hijacked
a nuclear warhead...
1:00:14
from Kreplachistan.
1:00:15
Only two things scare me,
and one is nuclear war.
1:00:21
What's the other?
1:00:22
Excuse me?
1:00:23
What's the other thing
that scares you?
1:00:26
Carnies.
1:00:29
Circus folk.
1:00:31
Nomads, you know.
1:00:33
Smell like cabbage.
1:00:35
Small hands.
1:00:37
Indeed.
1:00:40
Perhaps these photographs are
the last piece of the puzzle.
1:00:44
I've uncovered the details
of Project Vulcan.
1:00:47
Oh, good God.
An underground missile?
1:00:51
Where did you find these?
1:00:53
Austin did some reconnaissance
work last night...
1:00:56
at Alotta Fagina's penthouse.
1:01:01
Our next move
is to infiltrate Virtucon.
1:01:04
Any ideas?
1:01:09
Virtucon runs a tour
of its facility every hour.
1:01:13
I thought we could disguise
ourselves as tourists...
1:01:16
and do some
on-site reconnaissance.
1:01:19
Top drawer, Kensington.
1:01:21
Austin,
I'd like you to meet somebody.
1:01:26
This is my mother--
Mrs. Exposition.
1:01:29
How do you do?
1:01:35
My God, man, what have you done?
1:01:38
That's not your mother.
It's a man, baby!
1:01:41
Get off! Come on!
1:01:44
Why won't this wig come off?
1:01:50
Hold on one second.
1:01:52
Let go of my mother!
1:01:56
Are you all right?
1:01:58
Austin, have you gone mad?