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A spy is Iike a gnat
compared to a ninja.
:25:04
Ninja?
:25:06
You're a ninja? Get out of here!
You're a ninja!
:25:08
Yes, I am a ninja.
:25:10
I took karate Iessons.
I'm not as advanced as you.
:25:13
I'm a tangerine beIt, orange beIt.
:25:17
I'm one of them citrus coIours.
You know?
:25:20
Very admirabIe.
Then perhaps you'II know...
:25:24
...what these are.
:25:38
Man, that was dope!
:25:40
Are you a third-degree bIack beIt?
:25:43
My bIack beIt
is Iike the inside of a coffin...
:25:46
...on a moonIess night.
:25:50
-That's pretty bIack.
-It is a bIack art.
:25:53
And I, Haru, am the bIackest
of the bIack.
:25:56
Or, actuaIIy,
the Great White, bIack art...
:25:59
...bIackest master.
:26:01
Hey, man.
:26:03
Do you know what I do every day?
:26:05
-No. What?
-I'm running.
:26:07
I'm aIways running.
My neighbourhood's bad.
:26:10
I run to get cigarettes,
to take out the trash.
:26:13
You know why?
Whenever I Ieave my house...
:26:16
...somebody's waiting
to kick my ass.
:26:18
Show me a IittIe of what you know.
A kick or a jab. Something.
:26:23
If I do, give me
your soIemn promise...
:26:26
...not to question my authority.
:26:28
No probIem, man.
I went to CathoIic schooI.
:26:32
AII right then, Joey.
I'II do what I can.
:26:38
Lesson number one:
AIways be on your guard.
:26:41
AIways be on my guard. AII right.
You the ninja.
:26:44
On my guard.
:26:48
Lesson number two:
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Your foe's back can
quickIy become his front.
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Lesson 34: The technique
for ripping a man's head off...
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...is by using your bare hands.
:26:59
This requires discipIine.
Years or decades to achieve.