:58:02
No, we're not. Are you crazy?
You call this behavior adult?
:58:07
Besides, I can't stand the sight
of you right now.
:58:11
Do you understand that?
:58:13
Look, I told you.
:58:16
I was confused.
:58:18
Scared.
:58:20
I kept looking around, thinking, "Why
are they here? What's so important?"
:58:26
Before, I thought it would
be a big party.
:58:29
Everybody will dance
and have a good time.
:58:32
And then we'd go home, take aspirin,
go to bed, and that's that.
:58:38
- Till death do us part.
- Right.
:58:47
- It was your idea, Steve.
- I know, but something happened.
:58:52
I think it was the rice.
:58:55
We never even got to the rice.
We never got to "Here Comes the Bride."
:58:59
But I saw them passing it out.
:59:02
Bags that people would throw
at us for getting married.
:59:05
A church is bad luck.
What were we doing in a church?
:59:09
When was the last time
you were in a Cadillac?
:59:12
I don't even drive.
:59:14
I wish you wouldn't try to explain
this. You'll only make it worse.
:59:18
It just wasn't right.
Any of it. Okay?
:59:21
It was like being on another planet.
:59:24
Tuxedos and rice
and Cadillacs and churches.
:59:28
- What does that have to do with us?
- It's a ceremony. It's just a symbol.
:59:33
You're not supposed to analyze it.
You just do it.
:59:37
In the '60s,
they had an alternative.
:59:40
It was like, "Well, let's get married
in the meadow, just us and God...
:59:45
...some spaced-out witnesses."
They had that. What have we got?
:59:49
All right.
Maybe you're right.
:59:52
We should have done it in a bank
with a word processor and lawyers.
:59:57
Maybe in Central Park
on Rollerblades.