:17:00
Seeing how the other halflives.
I thought it might be fun for you as well.
:17:03
Better than traipsing around
Buckingham Palace or the Tower of London.
:17:07
You can always go
to the pictures, can't you?
:17:09
Oh, yeah.
It will be a giggle.
:17:11
We'll have to look as though
we can spend that sort of money.
:17:14
Oh, no, I couldn't.
I'll look like the poor relation.
:17:17
Oh, you'll be all right.
You could be my financial adviser.
:17:20
But what if I say the wrong thing?
:17:22
I'll end up having to buy it.
Let's face it.
:17:26
I hope you like this restaurant
I've booked for tomorrow night.
:17:29
It's a bit unusual.
You do still eat Chinese, don't you?
:17:32
Oh, I'll eat anything, me.
Except mushrooms and peanuts.
:17:35
Oh, that's a shame.
I just made mushroom and peanut pie. Joke.
:17:41
Still read a lot?
:17:43
Uh, yeah, quite a lot.
Especially when I'm traveling.
:17:46
I don't.
Not half as much as I used to.
:17:49
Oh, where'd you get this from?
:17:52
- It's so dinky.
- You can have that if you like.
:17:54
- Oh, no. I couldn't.
- Oh, go on.
:17:57
It's only a free sample.
I get lots of them.
:17:59
This is a good one.
Looks like paper...
:18:01
feels like leather,
and it's made of plastic.
:18:04
Put all your secrets in there.
Have the bigger version as well.
:18:07
- Oh, no. This is too much.
- Don't be silly. What about a folder?
:18:11
There you go.
:18:13
Thank you.
:18:16
We're in Yates' Wine Lodge
in Wakefield...
:18:18
and he was already
half-pissed, you see...
:18:20
'cause he had actually been in there,
you know, since work with his friends.
:18:23
Anyway, I stupidly chose this moment to tell
him I didn't want to go out with him anymore.
:18:28
- Do you know what he said?
- No.
:18:30
He said that I've got
the hump with him, right?
:18:32
Because once he had actually said to me
that he didn't ever want to get married.
:18:36
- Does that make sense to you?
- No.
:18:39
Here I am trying to end it with this guy...
:18:41
and he's telling me
that I want to marry him.
:18:44
And I really didn't.
I didn't.
:18:46
He sounds like a dickhead to me.
:18:48
- Well, he is a dickhead.
- How long were you with him?
:18:51
- A year and a half.
- Oh, I don't know how you put up with it.
:18:54
Well, I didn't,
'cause I left him, didn't I?
:18:57
Well, he wouldn't have lasted a weekend
with me. That's my problem.
:18:59
None of 'em do.
I just can't hack it.