:18:01
feels like leather,
and it's made of plastic.
:18:04
Put all your secrets in there.
Have the bigger version as well.
:18:07
- Oh, no. This is too much.
- Don't be silly. What about a folder?
:18:11
There you go.
:18:13
Thank you.
:18:16
We're in Yates' Wine Lodge
in Wakefield...
:18:18
and he was already
half-pissed, you see...
:18:20
'cause he had actually been in there,
you know, since work with his friends.
:18:23
Anyway, I stupidly chose this moment to tell
him I didn't want to go out with him anymore.
:18:28
- Do you know what he said?
- No.
:18:30
He said that I've got
the hump with him, right?
:18:32
Because once he had actually said to me
that he didn't ever want to get married.
:18:36
- Does that make sense to you?
- No.
:18:39
Here I am trying to end it with this guy...
:18:41
and he's telling me
that I want to marry him.
:18:44
And I really didn't.
I didn't.
:18:46
He sounds like a dickhead to me.
:18:48
- Well, he is a dickhead.
- How long were you with him?
:18:51
- A year and a half.
- Oh, I don't know how you put up with it.
:18:54
Well, I didn't,
'cause I left him, didn't I?
:18:57
Well, he wouldn't have lasted a weekend
with me. That's my problem.
:18:59
None of 'em do.
I just can't hack it.
:19:02
Serves me right for getting
involved with a bloody drunk.
:19:04
Yeah, I know what you mean.
I've just been involved with one of them.
:19:09
Oh? Oh, I don't know.
:19:13
Where are you supposed to
meet a man, you know, at 30?
:19:15
Did you leave your Zimmer frame
on the train?
:19:18
Thank you very much. It was lovely.
:19:21
- Do you want some more?
- Oh, no, no. I couldn't.
:19:28
So how is Thelma these days?
:19:31
- Oh, she's still the model
of maternity, my mother.
- Oh?
:19:35
Swigging two bottles of gin a day
and puking up my Sunday lunches.
:19:38
- Oh, dear.
- She's a right old strop
at the moment, actually.
:19:41
Why is that then?
:19:43
Stupidly, I told her that you were
coming down for the weekend.
:19:46
She's been insisting
that I bring you around.
:19:48
Well, let's go around.
I'd be quite happy to.
:19:50
No, thank you. I wouldn't wish her on
my worst enemy, let alone my oldest friend.
:19:55
Wouldn't mind a weekend off, anyway.
She sends her love.
:19:59
Oh, that's nice.
Will you send her mine?