:09:16
"What's a Nubian ?"
Bitch, you almost made me laugh.
:09:20
Man, what about you ? You didn't tell
me you were gonna scream, " Black rage !"
:09:23
I nearly pissed myself.
:09:25
How do you manage to get away
with this all the time ?
:09:27
I mean, shouldn't the cops be busting
your head open right about now ?
:09:29
- Wrong coast.
- Well, this here, she full of blanks.
:09:33
And, uh, Opiate gets all sorts
of legal clearances before I go on.
:09:39
So your publisher actually
condones these theatrics ?
:09:41
Condones ? Honey, they insist. I need
to sell the image to sell the book.
:09:45
Would the audience still buy
the whole black rage angle...
:09:48
if they found out the book
was written by a, a-- you know.
:09:52
- Faggot ?
- When you say it, it sounds so sexy.
:09:54
Hey, hey, hey ! I'll play your victim,
but not your catcher, all right ?
:09:59
Hooper, how come you sound like Minister
Farrakhan when you're onstage...
:10:03
and the king of pop
when you're not ?
:10:06
Look out, boys !
This kitten has a whip !
:10:08
Always before
I get to speak, you dick.
:10:10
- I swear ! Jesus !
:10:12
The next con I attend, and they
ask me to be on the minority panel,
:10:15
if I see your name anywhere
near that list, I'm passing !
:10:19
Holden, Banky, this pile
of P.M.S. is Alyssa Jones.
:10:23
She does that book,
idiosyncratic Routine.
:10:25
Oh, I've read your book. It's cute.
Chick stuff, but cute. What ?
:10:31
Sorry about him. He's, uh,
he's dealing with being an inker.
:10:34
Oh. You trace.
:10:36
I really like your book. I'm surprised
we never met at any other cons before.
:10:42
Yeah, well, lose the dick
or change the skin tone,
:10:44
and we can get to know
each other on panel after panel.
:10:47
These boys do Bluntman & Chronic, which
outsells both of our books put together.
:10:52
Hence, they're never on the panel
with the likes of us.
:10:55
They slumming it right now.
:10:58
I promised Alyssa
I'd buy her a post-rave drink.