:10:03
and the king of pop
when you're not ?
:10:06
Look out, boys !
This kitten has a whip !
:10:08
Always before
I get to speak, you dick.
:10:10
- I swear ! Jesus !
:10:12
The next con I attend, and they
ask me to be on the minority panel,
:10:15
if I see your name anywhere
near that list, I'm passing !
:10:19
Holden, Banky, this pile
of P.M.S. is Alyssa Jones.
:10:23
She does that book,
idiosyncratic Routine.
:10:25
Oh, I've read your book. It's cute.
Chick stuff, but cute. What ?
:10:31
Sorry about him. He's, uh,
he's dealing with being an inker.
:10:34
Oh. You trace.
:10:36
I really like your book. I'm surprised
we never met at any other cons before.
:10:42
Yeah, well, lose the dick
or change the skin tone,
:10:44
and we can get to know
each other on panel after panel.
:10:47
These boys do Bluntman & Chronic, which
outsells both of our books put together.
:10:52
Hence, they're never on the panel
with the likes of us.
:10:55
They slumming it right now.
:10:58
I promised Alyssa
I'd buy her a post-rave drink.
:11:00
Do the Garden Staters have
to sprint to the Lincoln Tunnel,
:11:03
or can you stay for a round
in the big, scary city ?
:11:06
- We're gonna go--
- We'll take--
:11:10
We'll go.
:11:16
Archie. All right ?
:11:18
Archie and the Riverdale gang were
a pure and fun-loving bunch.
:11:21
You can't find dysfunction in those
comics. They were flat-out wholesome.
:11:25
- Archie and Jughead were lovers.
- Shut the fuck up !
:11:28
It's true. Archie was the bitch,
and Jughead was the butch.
:11:33
That's why Jughead wears
that crown-looking hat all the time.
:11:36
He the king of
Queen Archie's world.
:11:39
Man, I feel
a hate crime coming on.
:11:41
Well, you know,
he does have a point.
:11:44
I mean, Archie never did quite
settle on Betty or Veronica.
:11:46
'Cause he wanted them both
at the same time, you assholes !
:11:49
He didn't choose one, because he was
trying to get them into a three-way.
:11:52
- Here.
- What ?
:11:56
I want you to go down to the corner
store and buy yourself a clue.