:13:01
An eight-year-old kid ?
How bad could it have been ?
:13:04
Well, have you ever seen a nun call
a small child a "fucking cunt-rag" ?
:13:07
It wasn't pretty.
Shit like that's bound to happen...
:13:10
when you make a kid wear
a matching tie and slacks every day.
:13:13
Right. And your parochial
school misadventures ?
:13:18
Oh, mostly limited to
wine-tasting prior to mass.
:13:22
Turned me into a grade school
alcoholic altar boy though.
:13:24
Can't tell you how many mornings
after serious benders...
:13:26
I'd wake up next
to strange priests.
:13:29
- Aren't you the sharp wit ?
- Sharp ? No.
:13:32
I'm just a fan of
clergy-molestation humor.
:13:35
Probably why the extended family quit
inviting me to first communion parties.
:13:42
Tsk. You play darts ?
:13:45
Uh, not professionally.
You know, only in bars.
:13:49
I don't know.
:13:52
Maybe I should just sign one of those
exclusive deals like you guys.
:13:56
Your new book seems
to be selling like mad.
:13:58
Well, it all goes back to something
my grandmother told me when I was a kid.
:14:03
" Holden," she said, "the big bucks
are in dick and fart jokes."
:14:07
- She was a churchgoer.
- Oh !
:14:09
The cry from the heart of a real artist
trapped in commercial hell,
:14:13
pitying his good fortune.
:14:16
I'm sure you can dry your eyes
on all those fat checks you rake in.
:14:19
Oh, I'm sorry. What was that ? Did I
detect a note of bitter envy in there ?
:14:24
No, I'm happy my stuff
gets read at all.
:14:26
There's very little market
for hearts and flowers...
:14:29
in this spandex-clad, big pecs,
big tits, big guns field.
:14:33
If I sell two issues,
I feel like John Grisham.
:14:36
Well, it's all
about marketing.
:14:38
Over- or underweight guys that don't
get laid. They're our bread and butter.
:14:43
People like those two outside
should be yours.
:14:47
And sadly, there are more
of our core audience.
:14:50
Kind of gives you a charge though.
See two people like that in love.
:14:53
And all over
Banky's car, no less.
:14:56
You know, that car's seeing more action
right now than it's seen in years.
:14:58
- Bubbly guy. It's hard to figure out.
- Yeah.