:17:01
I don't know. Get a pizza.
Watch Degrassi Junior High.
:17:05
You got a weird thing
for Canadian melodrama.
:17:07
I got a weird thing
for girls who say "a boot."
:17:10
- Bank Holdup.
:17:14
Hooper here. Listen, I know how
you 'burb fiends hate the city,
:17:20
but there's a club shindig going down
tonight I think you'd really get into.
:17:23
- Where is it ?
- Meow Mix. I'm temping as barkeep.
:17:27
Oh, I don't know, Hoop.
:17:30
We're prepping the next issue. We got
that stupid meeting in the morning.
:17:33
- I told her you wouldn't be interested.
- Told who ?
:17:38
Alyssa.
:17:39
Alyssa from last night Alyssa ?
:17:41
How do you begin and end a question
with the same word like that ?
:17:44
You got skill.
Yes, that one !
:17:47
She asked me to invite you.
Now, here's the part where you say--
:17:49
- I'll be there.
- Thought so. 1 0:00. Later.
:17:55
- Who was that ?
- Hooper. He invited me to a club.
:18:00
Man, when's that faggot gonna learn ?
You like chicks.
:18:04
- Not that kind of club.
- So when we leaving ?
:18:07
We ? You can't go.
He's hooking me up with Alyssa.
:18:11
- And ?
- And I don't want you messing it up.
:18:15
I care about your shit.
Maybe I'll hook up myself.
:18:18
I told you. It's not
that kind of club.
:18:21
How does one man
get to be so funny ?
:18:25
Look, how you gonna get
home when I hook up, huh ?
:18:29
- Like that'll happen.
- Let me explain, my witless chum.
:18:33
The other night, we two,
Alyssa and I,
:18:36
we, uh, well,
we shared a moment.
:18:38
- Oh, you had a moment.
- No.
:18:42
We shared a moment,
all right ?
:18:45
And in that moment, one thing
was made abundantly clear.
:18:50
This girl loves me,
my friend.
:18:53
Loves me. You know
what I'm saying ?
:18:57
Ah, who's your daddy now