:18:00
Man, when's that faggot gonna learn ?
You like chicks.
:18:04
- Not that kind of club.
- So when we leaving ?
:18:07
We ? You can't go.
He's hooking me up with Alyssa.
:18:11
- And ?
- And I don't want you messing it up.
:18:15
I care about your shit.
Maybe I'll hook up myself.
:18:18
I told you. It's not
that kind of club.
:18:21
How does one man
get to be so funny ?
:18:25
Look, how you gonna get
home when I hook up, huh ?
:18:29
- Like that'll happen.
- Let me explain, my witless chum.
:18:33
The other night, we two,
Alyssa and I,
:18:36
we, uh, well,
we shared a moment.
:18:38
- Oh, you had a moment.
- No.
:18:42
We shared a moment,
all right ?
:18:45
And in that moment, one thing
was made abundantly clear.
:18:50
This girl loves me,
my friend.
:18:53
Loves me. You know
what I'm saying ?
:18:57
Ah, who's your daddy now
:19:00
Come on. Mmm.
:19:02
- Ah
- Shut up !
:19:04
It's your birthday
It's your birthday
:19:08
Go, Sheila, it's your birthday
Go, Sheila, It's your birthday
:19:13
All right.
Bring on the free hootch.
:19:16
Free? I didn't invite your tired ass.
So, where's your better half?
:19:20
Taking a piss. The guy's got
a bladder like an infant.
:19:23
That's funny. He says
you're hung like an infant.
:19:26
Does his mother
tell him everything ?
:19:28
- Hey !
- What'd you do, fall in love ?
:19:31
- Where is she ?
- Over there.
:19:33
Look at her in her net shirt. Been
dancing for an hour. Hasn't stopped yet.
:19:38
She ain't no Deney Terrio,
I'll say that.
:19:42
Listen, if I'm not back by Tuesday,
call my mother. All right ?
:19:46
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
There's something you should know.
:19:49
- She got a boyfriend ?
- Well, no.
:19:52
Then what's to know, my friend ?
What's to know ?