Chasing Amy
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:19:00
Come on. Mmm.
:19:02
- Ah
- Shut up !

:19:04
It's your birthday
It's your birthday

:19:08
Go, Sheila, it's your birthday
Go, Sheila, It's your birthday

:19:13
All right.
Bring on the free hootch.

:19:16
Free? I didn't invite your tired ass.
So, where's your better half?

:19:20
Taking a piss. The guy's got
a bladder like an infant.

:19:23
That's funny. He says
you're hung like an infant.

:19:26
Does his mother
tell him everything ?

:19:28
- Hey !
- What'd you do, fall in love ?

:19:31
- Where is she ?
- Over there.

:19:33
Look at her in her net shirt. Been
dancing for an hour. Hasn't stopped yet.

:19:38
She ain't no Deney Terrio,
I'll say that.

:19:42
Listen, if I'm not back by Tuesday,
call my mother. All right ?

:19:46
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
There's something you should know.

:19:49
- She got a boyfriend ?
- Well, no.

:19:52
Then what's to know, my friend ?
What's to know ?

:20:06
Hey, lady ! You fucked up
my cabbage patch !

:20:09
Well, well, well, if it isn't Bluntman
himself, or should I call you Chronic ?

:20:13
Call me flattered. I heard you sent me
the invite to this little soiree.

:20:17
From a former hometown girl
to Mr. Hometown himself.

:20:21
- You're saying you're from the 'burbs ?
- Middletown, New Jersey

:20:24
- Get outta here ! I'm from Highlands !
- I know. Hooper told me.

:20:27
How is it that we never
ran into one another ?

:20:29
- Did you graduate from Hudson ?
- Yeah, '88.

:20:31
- I went to North.
- What a small fucking world.

:20:34
- So you know the tri-town area ?
- Quiz me.

:20:37
- Miller Hill ?
- I wrote my name on the wall.

:20:39
- Sandy Hook ?
- Lost my virginity there.

:20:42
- This is so cool. The mall ?
- Eton preppy or Menlo Park ?

:20:45
Oh, no. Here's the big test.
Quick Stop ?

:20:48
My best friend fucked
a dead guy in the bathroom.

:20:51
- You know that girl ?
- I did, before she was committed.

:20:57
There's a lot of chicks
in this place.


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