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No, no, he's got a point.
I mean, that's how I was in high school.
:30:04
You know, all nervous and
inhibited about being eaten out.
:30:07
But by the time I got
to college, that all changed.
:30:11
I've loosened up.
:30:13
I was like one of those guys at
the airport with those big flashlights,
:30:16
waving 'em this way, directing 'em
that way, telling 'em when to stop.
:30:20
And that's all I'm saying. It would
be different if chicks helped out.
:30:23
You know, pointed a guy
in the right direction.
:30:26
There'd be no bullshit, no wasted time
and no chance for permanent injuries.
:30:31
Permanent injuries ?
:30:33
Sure. You wanna see
something permanent ?
:30:37
- See that ?
- Uh-huh.
:30:39
I got that from Nina Rollins,
sophomore year.
:30:42
I'm going down on her,
right ?
:30:44
- Out of now here, her cat jumps on her.
:30:46
She does this big pelvic thrust, cracks
my tooth and sends it down my throat.
:30:52
I had to get a crown
for the stub.
:30:56
I got that beat.
I got that beat.
:30:59
Junior year, I'm going down
on Cynthia Slaterin her dorm room.
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I'm totally drunk, and in the middle
of it, I fall asleep right in her lap.
:31:10
She got so mad,
she digs her heel into my back.
:31:11
-Ow !
-Right there. That's permanent.
:31:16
All right. All right.
See this ?
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That's the farthest I can
move my neck to the right.
:31:24
Again, sophomore year,
I'm going out with Brandy Svining.
:31:28
And for six months, I'm going down
on her. Not a damn thing's happening.
:31:32
So, one night, I change a position
or vary my lapping speed,
:31:36
and suddenly it's
a whole new world.
:31:40
She's moving around,
convulsing, breathing heavy,
:31:43
and her legs are pressed up
against my ears so tightly...
:31:46
that I don't hear her father
come into the room.
:31:50
He grabs my hair and
pulls me way back, hard.
:31:58
Senior year,
spring formal.