:31:04
I'm totally drunk, and in the middle
of it, I fall asleep right in her lap.
:31:10
She got so mad,
she digs her heel into my back.
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-Ow !
-Right there. That's permanent.
:31:16
All right. All right.
See this ?
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That's the farthest I can
move my neck to the right.
:31:24
Again, sophomore year,
I'm going out with Brandy Svining.
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And for six months, I'm going down
on her. Not a damn thing's happening.
:31:32
So, one night, I change a position
or vary my lapping speed,
:31:36
and suddenly it's
a whole new world.
:31:40
She's moving around,
convulsing, breathing heavy,
:31:43
and her legs are pressed up
against my ears so tightly...
:31:46
that I don't hear her father
come into the room.
:31:50
He grabs my hair and
pulls me way back, hard.
:31:58
Senior year,
spring formal.
:32:01
I'm eating out Missy Kurt
in her brother's car.
:32:04
She's laying across the backseat. I'm
half hanging out, knees on the ground.
:32:09
She's flailing around, and she--
she knocks the parking brake off.
:32:14
The car starts
rolling down the hill.
:32:18
And my left knee
is cut up to shit...
:32:21
Like a kiddy's scissors class
cut it up for paper dolls !
:32:42
Whoa ! Hey !
Look at the time.
:32:44
We gotta-- We gotta
beat that traffic, huh ?
:32:46
What traffic ?
It's 1 :30 in the morning.
:32:48
And rush hour
starts in six hours. Let's go.
:32:52
Uh, thanks for inviting us out.
It was educational.
:32:56
Come on.