:37:01
until they've had intercourse
with a member of the opposite sex.
:37:04
Isn't that
the standard definition ?
:37:06
Again with your standards.
:37:09
I think virginity is lost
when you make love for the first time.
:37:12
- With a member of the opposite sex.
- Why ? Why only then ?
:37:15
Because that's the standard.
What do you want me to tell ya ?
:37:18
So if a virgin is raped,
then she's still a virgin ?
:37:22
- No, of course not.
- But rape is not the standard.
:37:25
So she's had sex, but not
the standard idea of sex.
:37:28
Hence, according to your definition,
she'd still be a virgin.
:37:31
- Okay, fine, I'll revise.
- Uh-huh.
:37:34
Virginity is
lost when the hymen is broken.
:37:37
- Then I lost my virginity at ten.
- Really ?
:37:40
'Cause, see, I fell on a fence post
when I was ten, and it broke my hymen.
:37:44
Okay. Second revision.
:37:47
Virginity is lost
through penetration.
:37:50
Physical penetration
or emotional.
:37:52
- Emotional penetration ?
- Mmm.
:37:54
I fell in love hard with Caitlin Bree
when we were in high school.
:37:57
Physical penetration.
:37:59
- We had sex.
- Yeah, but not real sex.
:38:03
I move to have that remark
stricken from the record,
:38:06
on account of it makes you come off
as completely naive and infantile.
:38:11
Well, where's the penetration
in lesbian sex ? I--
:38:14
A finger ? I've had my finger up my
ass. I wouldn't say I've had anal sex.
:38:21
Observe.
:38:26
You're kidding me !
How ?
:38:30
Our bodies are built to pass
a child, for Christ's sake.
:38:33
Yeah, but I mean-- Jesus !
Doesn't that hurt ?
:38:36
- Sure, but in that good way.
- Oh.
:38:39
And it's only a once-in-a-while thing
reserved for really special occasions.
:38:43
- How about not-so-special occasions ?
- Tongue only.
:38:47
Well, but see-- Come on.
That's what I'm saying.
:38:51
It's like, how can that be enough ?
How big can a tongue really get ?
:38:58
My God.