:38:03
I move to have that remark
stricken from the record,
:38:06
on account of it makes you come off
as completely naive and infantile.
:38:11
Well, where's the penetration
in lesbian sex ? I--
:38:14
A finger ? I've had my finger up my
ass. I wouldn't say I've had anal sex.
:38:21
Observe.
:38:26
You're kidding me !
How ?
:38:30
Our bodies are built to pass
a child, for Christ's sake.
:38:33
Yeah, but I mean-- Jesus !
Doesn't that hurt ?
:38:36
- Sure, but in that good way.
- Oh.
:38:39
And it's only a once-in-a-while thing
reserved for really special occasions.
:38:43
- How about not-so-special occasions ?
- Tongue only.
:38:47
Well, but see-- Come on.
That's what I'm saying.
:38:51
It's like, how can that be enough ?
How big can a tongue really get ?
:38:58
My God.
:39:00
Let's go.
:39:07
Come on. Come on.
:39:10
You're really gonna have
to give me a minute, I think.
:39:12
Would you stop futzing with
your fucking bag ? We're late already.
:39:15
- I have to get something.
- Look, man, we miss this train,
:39:17
I'm gonna shit can you
and just hire Charles Schulz.
:39:21
Oh, my God. Who are you ?
Larry Fucking Flynt ?
:39:24
- What are you gonna do with all those ?
- Read the articles.
:39:27
What do you think I'm gonna do
with 'em ? They're stroke books, stupid.
:39:31
You got, like, 30 books in there.
We're only gonna be gone for two days.
:39:34
Variety is the spice of life.
I like a wide selection.
:39:37
Sometimes I'm in the mood
for nasty close-ups.
:39:39
Sometimes I like 'em
arty and airbrushed.
:39:42
Sometimes it's a spread
brown-eye kind of night.
:39:44
- Sometimes it's girl-on-girl time.
:39:46
Sometimes
a steamy letter will do.
:39:48
Sometimes, not often,
but sometimes...
:39:51
I like the idea
of a chick with a horse.
:39:56
Go get our tickets.
I gotta call Alyssa.
:39:58
- His master's voice.
- Put that stuff away !