:46:00
Yeah, and apparently you don't
even fucking realize it.
:46:02
What does it matter
if I refer to her as a dyke ?
:46:05
Or if I call the Whalers faggots
in the privacy of my own office...
:46:09
far from the sensitive ears
of the rest of the world ?
:46:12
Look, man, it's
passive-aggressive gay bashing.
:46:16
And I know you're not really
prejudiced at heart.
:46:18
I think you should find some other way
to express your anger is all I'm saying.
:46:36
What are you doing ?
:46:39
Just bear with me here. I want to
put you through this little exercise.
:46:52
All right, now, see this ?
This is a four-way road, okay ?
:46:56
And dead in the center is a crisp,
new hundred-dollar bill.
:47:01
Now, at the end of each of these streets
are four people. Okay ? You following ?
:47:05
- Yeah.
- Good.
:47:07
Over here we have a male-affectionate,
easy-to-get-along-with,
:47:10
nonpolitical-agenda
lesbian.
:47:13
Down here we have
a man-hating, angry-as-fuck,
:47:17
agenda-of-rage,
bitter dyke.
:47:20
Over here we got Santa Claus,
and up here, the Easter Bunny.
:47:25
Which one is going to get
to the hundred-dollar bill first ?
:47:30
- What is this supposed to prove ?
- No, I'm serious.
:47:32
This is a serious exercise.
It's like an S.A.T. question.
:47:35
Which one is going to get
to the hundred-dollar bill first ?
:47:38
The male-friendly lesbian ?
The man-hating dyke ?
:47:41
Santa Claus
or the Easter Bunny ?
:47:43
- The man-hating dyke.
- Good.
:47:46
- Why ?
- I don't know.
:47:48
Because the other three are figments
of your fucking imagination !
:47:52
I don't need this. I'll be hiding
from your fucking shit in my room.
:47:55
- What ?
- What is it about this girl, man ?
:47:58
You know you have no shot
at getting her into bed !