:47:01
Now, at the end of each of these streets
are four people. Okay ? You following ?
:47:05
- Yeah.
- Good.
:47:07
Over here we have a male-affectionate,
easy-to-get-along-with,
:47:10
nonpolitical-agenda
lesbian.
:47:13
Down here we have
a man-hating, angry-as-fuck,
:47:17
agenda-of-rage,
bitter dyke.
:47:20
Over here we got Santa Claus,
and up here, the Easter Bunny.
:47:25
Which one is going to get
to the hundred-dollar bill first ?
:47:30
- What is this supposed to prove ?
- No, I'm serious.
:47:32
This is a serious exercise.
It's like an S.A.T. question.
:47:35
Which one is going to get
to the hundred-dollar bill first ?
:47:38
The male-friendly lesbian ?
The man-hating dyke ?
:47:41
Santa Claus
or the Easter Bunny ?
:47:43
- The man-hating dyke.
- Good.
:47:46
- Why ?
- I don't know.
:47:48
Because the other three are figments
of your fucking imagination !
:47:52
I don't need this. I'll be hiding
from your fucking shit in my room.
:47:55
- What ?
- What is it about this girl, man ?
:47:58
You know you have no shot
at getting her into bed !
:48:01
Why do you bother
wasting time with her ?
:48:03
- Because you're Holden Fucking McNeil.
- Right.
:48:06
Most persistent traveler on the road.
That's not the path of least resistance.
:48:11
Everything's gotta be
a fucking challenge for you.
:48:13
And this little relationship
with that bitch...
:48:16
is a prime example
of your fucking condition.
:48:19
Well, I don't need a magic eight ball
to look into your future.
:48:21
You want a forecast ? Here.
Will Holden ever fuck Alyssa ?
:48:26
Oh, what a shock.
Not fucking likely.
:48:29
This relationship is affecting you,
our work and our friendship.
:48:33
The time's gonna come when I throw down
the gauntlet and say, " It's me or her."
:48:37
- Then what are you gonna say ?
- I say you should let this one go !
:48:39
No. What would you say ? Would you
trash 20 years of fucking friendship...
:48:43
because you've got
some idiotic notion...
:48:45
that this chick would even let you
sniff her panties, let alone fuck her ?
:48:49
Look, fucking asshole,
I'm telling you, okay ? Let it go !
:48:52
What the fuck, man ?
:48:54
What the fuck makes this bitch
all that important ?
:48:56
'Cause I'm fucking in love
with her, man, okay ?