:59:00
I wish I'd went with more
Catholic school girls when I was a kid.
:59:04
As it stands, I have no "And then she
unzipped her jumper" stories.
:59:11
You seemed
weirded-out back there.
:59:14
- That's my couch you were fucking on.
- Sorry.
:59:19
I wanted to watch some TV.
Hard to do when your best friend is...
:59:22
wrapped around a naked
rug-muncher on your couch.
:59:26
She had boxers on.
:59:32
- This is all gonna end badly.
- You don't know that.
:59:37
I know you. You're way
too conservative for that girl.
:59:41
She's been around and seen things
we've only read about in books.
:59:45
We have read about them,
so we're prepared.
:59:49
There's no "we" here.
:59:54
You're gonna have to
go through this alone.
:59:57
It's one thing
to read about shit,
:59:59
something different when you're forced
to deal with it on a regular basis.
1:00:03
When you are walking in a mall and your
heads turn at a nice-looking chick,
1:00:07
it's gonna eat you up
inside.
1:00:10
You'll spend most of your time wondering
when the other shoe's gonna drop.
1:00:15
'Cause for you this isn't
about cool, weird sex stuff.
1:00:19
It's about love.
1:00:21
Maybe it is
for her as well.
1:00:24
Somehow I doubt it.
1:00:28
Everybody's not out
to get someone in life, Bank.
1:00:30
Everybody has an agenda,
all right ? Everyone.
1:00:34
Yourself?
1:00:36
- My agenda is to watch your back.
- To what end ?
1:00:39
To insure that all this time we've
spent together, building something,
1:00:42
wasn't wasted.
1:00:43
Oh, she's not gonna
ruin the comic.
1:00:50
I wasn't talking
about the comic.
1:00:54
I'm gonna go get a bagel.
1:00:57
Clean off my fucking couch
so I can watch TV.