1:00:03
When you are walking in a mall and your
heads turn at a nice-looking chick,
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it's gonna eat you up
inside.
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You'll spend most of your time wondering
when the other shoe's gonna drop.
1:00:15
'Cause for you this isn't
about cool, weird sex stuff.
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It's about love.
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Maybe it is
for her as well.
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Somehow I doubt it.
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Everybody's not out
to get someone in life, Bank.
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Everybody has an agenda,
all right ? Everyone.
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Yourself?
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- My agenda is to watch your back.
- To what end ?
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To insure that all this time we've
spent together, building something,
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wasn't wasted.
1:00:43
Oh, she's not gonna
ruin the comic.
1:00:50
I wasn't talking
about the comic.
1:00:54
I'm gonna go get a bagel.
1:00:57
Clean off my fucking couch
so I can watch TV.
1:01:12
From what I understand,
when you sign with a publisher...
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someone else does all this work for you,
and you just sit back and collect.
1:01:17
And miss these late-night cram sessions
with my nearest and dearest ?
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-Never.
-I don't know what she's bitching about.
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All she's done since
we got here is pound Merlot.
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Yeah, you're a real help.
1:01:27
I'd like to know
why we're here at all...
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when we haven't seen
Princess Funny Book in a month.
1:01:31
- Yeah. Who you shacking up with ?
- "Shacking up with" ? Please.
1:01:38
I'm so in love !
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Ohh !
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I know, I know. I feel like such a goon,
but I can't help it.
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- We have such a great time together.
- Who is it ?
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Someone you guys don't know.
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That chick you left
the restaurant with that night.
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They're not from around here.
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Don't even tell me
you met her down the shore.
1:01:58
Ew, a bridge-and-tunnel
Jersey dyke.