1:01:12
From what I understand,
when you sign with a publisher...
1:01:14
someone else does all this work for you,
and you just sit back and collect.
1:01:17
And miss these late-night cram sessions
with my nearest and dearest ?
1:01:20
-Never.
-I don't know what she's bitching about.
1:01:23
All she's done since
we got here is pound Merlot.
1:01:26
Yeah, you're a real help.
1:01:27
I'd like to know
why we're here at all...
1:01:29
when we haven't seen
Princess Funny Book in a month.
1:01:31
- Yeah. Who you shacking up with ?
- "Shacking up with" ? Please.
1:01:38
I'm so in love !
1:01:40
Ohh !
1:01:43
I know, I know. I feel like such a goon,
but I can't help it.
1:01:47
- We have such a great time together.
- Who is it ?
1:01:50
Someone you guys don't know.
1:01:52
That chick you left
the restaurant with that night.
1:01:54
They're not from around here.
1:01:56
Don't even tell me
you met her down the shore.
1:01:58
Ew, a bridge-and-tunnel
Jersey dyke.
1:02:01
- With huge hair and acid-washed jeans.
1:02:04
For your information, they don't have
big hair or wear acid-wash.
1:02:08
They're from my hometown.
1:02:14
Why are you playing
the pronoun game ?
1:02:17
- What are you talking about ? I'm not.
- You are.
1:02:20
I met "someone." "We" have a great
time. "They're" from my hometown.
1:02:26
Doesn't this tube
of wonderful have a name ?
1:02:35
Holden.
1:02:52
Well...
1:02:57
here's to the both of you.