1:07:01
- So ?
- Did you see the nickname ?
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- " Finger Cuffs."
- And ?
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- Weird nickname. What's your point ?
- Do you know why it's " Finger Cuffs" ?
1:07:14
- No. I suppose you do.
- I do.
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Remember Cohee Lundin ? Left Hudson
and went to North our senior year ?
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Yeah.
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Well, asshole, I ran into him
at the stores the other day.
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God, it's been ages
since I've seen him.
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- Mentioned you were dating Alyssa.
- Did you ?
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Yeah. Funny thing is,
you know what he said ?
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Shit, I know Alyssa Jones.
I mean, I know Alyssa Jones.
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Me and Rick Derris used to hang
around her house after school...
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and shit, 'cause her parents were,
like, never home and shit, right ?
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But one day Rick whips it out and
starts rubbing it on her leg and shit,
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chasing her around the living room;
I was dying.
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You know what the crazy bitch did ?
She fucking drops to her knees...
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and starts sucking him off right in
front of me, like I wasn't even there.
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I almost died.
But that's not the fucked-up part.
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The fucked-up part was Rick, right
in the middle of it, pointing at her,
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and he says "Cohee,"
just like that, "Cohee."
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So I'm like, "Yo,
I'll give it a shot."
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I start pulling her pants down and shit,
all slow 'cause I figure any second...
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she's gonna turn around
and belt me in the mouth, right ?
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But she's all into it, man !
She don't try to stop me or nothing !
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She's all wet and I just start going
to work, you know what I'm saying ?
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Me and Rick are going to town on
this crazy bitch, and she's loving it,
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all moaning and shit.
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It was fucked-up. So Rick
came up with the nickname.
1:08:30
That day she had us locked in from
both sides like Chinese finger cuffs.
1:08:34
He's full of shit.
1:08:36
Cohee's a lot of things,
but an exaggerator he's not.
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- The dude's Catholic.
- She's never even been with a guy.
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That's what she says.
But I say her on her hands and knees...
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getting filled out like an application
constitutes " being with a guy."
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Look, man. Cohee Lundin is
pulling your chain, okay ?
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The fact you even believe him makes you
look like a complete fucking idiot.
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I'm getting your back,
asshole !
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People don't forget shit
like " Finger Cuffs."
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What if it got out that she's queer as
well ? How's that gonna make you look ?