1:08:01
I almost died.
But that's not the fucked-up part.
1:08:03
The fucked-up part was Rick, right
in the middle of it, pointing at her,
1:08:07
and he says "Cohee,"
just like that, "Cohee."
1:08:09
So I'm like, "Yo,
I'll give it a shot."
1:08:11
I start pulling her pants down and shit,
all slow 'cause I figure any second...
1:08:14
she's gonna turn around
and belt me in the mouth, right ?
1:08:16
But she's all into it, man !
She don't try to stop me or nothing !
1:08:20
She's all wet and I just start going
to work, you know what I'm saying ?
1:08:23
Me and Rick are going to town on
this crazy bitch, and she's loving it,
1:08:26
all moaning and shit.
1:08:28
It was fucked-up. So Rick
came up with the nickname.
1:08:30
That day she had us locked in from
both sides like Chinese finger cuffs.
1:08:34
He's full of shit.
1:08:36
Cohee's a lot of things,
but an exaggerator he's not.
1:08:39
- The dude's Catholic.
- She's never even been with a guy.
1:08:41
That's what she says.
But I say her on her hands and knees...
1:08:44
getting filled out like an application
constitutes " being with a guy."
1:08:48
Look, man. Cohee Lundin is
pulling your chain, okay ?
1:08:51
The fact you even believe him makes you
look like a complete fucking idiot.
1:08:54
I'm getting your back,
asshole !
1:08:56
People don't forget shit
like " Finger Cuffs."
1:08:59
What if it got out that she's queer as
well ? How's that gonna make you look ?
1:09:02
- Well, I give a shit what people think.
- Fuck !
1:09:06
All right.
What if she's carrying a disease ?
1:09:09
- Fuck you !
- What ?
1:09:11
Oh, it's not possible
that she's all crudded-up ?
1:09:14
Cohee I can vouch for is clean.
The dude never got laid in high school.
1:09:18
But Derris ?
He's an arch-fucking-bushman !
1:09:21
Name me one chick in our senior class
that he didn't nail, for Christ's sake !
1:09:25
Let it go, okay ? I'm telling you,
she's never even been with a guy,
1:09:28
much less these two
fucking zeroes.
1:09:30
And the bitch could be a bigger germ
farm than that monkey in Outbreak !
1:09:34
Would you let it go, okay ?
I'm fucking tired of this shit !
1:09:38
She's my goddamn girlfriend !
Show a little fucking respect !
1:09:43
And I swear to God, if I ever hear you
so much as fucking mention...
1:09:46
Alyssa looks a little peaked, I'll put
your fucking teeth down your throat !
1:09:54
Maybe I'll put your fucking
teeth down your throat.
1:09:57
Yeah, maybe.