Chasing Amy
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1:25:04
- All right, boys. What'll it be ?
- I'm all set, thanks.

1:25:08
Yo, Flo. Tell Mel to whip me up
a toasted bagel with cream cheese.

1:25:12
You want one too ? Make that two,
and kiss my grits. Nooch.

1:25:19
Did you ever watch that show, Alice ?
That show was funny as hell, man.

1:25:22
So why the long face, horse ?
Banky on the rag ?

1:25:27
I'm just, uh-- I'm just having
a little girl trouble.

1:25:30
Bitch pressing charges ?
I get that a lot.

1:25:33
No. I'm just, uh--
1:25:38
I'm just at a point where
I don't really know what to do.

1:25:40
Kick her to the fucking curb.
Girls get to be too much trouble.

1:25:44
There's always the band... of the hand.
1:25:49
Can't do it, G.
I'm in love.

1:25:52
Nah, there ain't no such thing. You
got to boil it down to the essentials.

1:25:56
It's like Cube says: Life ain't
nothing but bitches and money

1:26:02
Thanks, guys. That's just what I needed.
Advice from the 'hood.

1:26:06
- So who is this girl ?
- Oh, I don't think you know her.

1:26:12
Come on, man.
I'm people who know people.

1:26:15
You sound
like Barbra Streisand.

1:26:17
Maybe 'cause I got this tubby bitch
playing her greatest hits tape...

1:26:19
in my ear all the time.
1:26:21
You gotta see it. When she starts
singing "You Don't Bring Me Flowers,"

1:26:26
this faggot starts crying like a little
girl with a skinned knee and shit.

1:26:29
Big fucking softie.
So what's the skirt's name ?

1:26:33
I'm telling ya, man.
You don't know the girl.

1:26:35
I ain't playing, man.
Come on, tell me her name, Mysterio.

1:26:41
Alyssa Jones.
1:26:46
Holy fucking shit.
Finger Cuffs ?

1:26:49
You're dating Finger Cuffs,
you silly son of a bitch ?

1:26:53
Wait a second.
I thought she was all gay and shit.

1:26:56
She was, or she is.
I don't know.

1:26:59
And you're dating her.
Man, you're a lucky fuck.


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