1:26:02
Thanks, guys. That's just what I needed.
Advice from the 'hood.
1:26:06
- So who is this girl ?
- Oh, I don't think you know her.
1:26:12
Come on, man.
I'm people who know people.
1:26:15
You sound
like Barbra Streisand.
1:26:17
Maybe 'cause I got this tubby bitch
playing her greatest hits tape...
1:26:19
in my ear all the time.
1:26:21
You gotta see it. When she starts
singing "You Don't Bring Me Flowers,"
1:26:26
this faggot starts crying like a little
girl with a skinned knee and shit.
1:26:29
Big fucking softie.
So what's the skirt's name ?
1:26:33
I'm telling ya, man.
You don't know the girl.
1:26:35
I ain't playing, man.
Come on, tell me her name, Mysterio.
1:26:41
Alyssa Jones.
1:26:46
Holy fucking shit.
Finger Cuffs ?
1:26:49
You're dating Finger Cuffs,
you silly son of a bitch ?
1:26:53
Wait a second.
I thought she was all gay and shit.
1:26:56
She was, or she is.
I don't know.
1:26:59
And you're dating her.
Man, you're a lucky fuck.
1:27:02
She ever bring bitches to bed
with you ?
1:27:04
Get a little of that
Filet-O-Fish sandwich going on ?
1:27:06
Yeah, you know what
I'm talking about, baby. Right ?
1:27:09
What's up ? Yeah.
So four tits and what ?
1:27:13
- No, man. It's not like that.
- What's it like, then ?
1:27:16
Right now ?
I don't know.
1:27:20
I love her, you know ?
But, uh, she has a past.
1:27:23
I'll say. Stuffing two guys,
eating chicks out and shit.
1:27:27
You know, I heard
one time she had this dog--
1:27:30
Eat your fucking bagel already
and shut up.
1:27:33
Look at this touchy
motherfucker right here.
1:27:37
So if you're all in love and shit,
what's the problem ?
1:27:39
The problem is
stupid shit like that.
1:27:43
It was bad enough when it was
just girls, you know ?
1:27:45
You throw guys into the mix--
two guys at once, no less--
1:27:49
All that experience, you know ?
What am I supposed to think ?
1:27:52
Think "good," ya fucking ninny shithead,
'cause now she'll be all true and blue.
1:27:57
Bitch tasted life. Now she's settling
for your boring funny-book-making ass.