:17:04
- Right here.
- Attention, officers.
:17:07
- Final check, all restraints.
- Sweet bird of freedom.
:17:11
Take off
in three minutes.
:17:13
What's up, man?
Oh, shit. What's up?
:17:17
I thought you was someone else.
Pinball Parker.
:17:19
Armed robber, arsonist, dope fiend. I'm
a hell of a nice guy. I just got caught.
:17:24
Aw, shucks.
:17:31
- All right, face me.
- I got him.
:17:34
Come on.
:17:38
Open.
:17:47
You guys are late
for the party.
:17:49
- Okay.
- Let's go, sweetheart.
:17:57
What's up, Cochise?
:17:59
How?
:18:01
Hey, man, I'm just fuckin' with you,
all right? Don't get all...
:18:04
"Wounded Knee" on me
and shit.
:18:08
You look like
you wanna scalp a nigger.
:18:12
What you lookin' at,
punk?
:18:15
Nothin'. I was just
admirin' your cage.
:18:19
Fits you pretty good.
:18:22
Well, welcome aboard.
:18:25
My, my. As I look around I see
a lot of celebrities among us.
:18:28
I see 11 Current Affairs,
two Hard Copies, and a genuine
Geraldo interviewee.
:18:33
But I got to tell you, gentlemen,
none of this impresses me.
:18:35
Because we have rules on this aircraft,
and they're gonna be enforced.
:18:38
It's a lot like kindergarten.
You'll keep your hands to yourself.
:18:41
You keep the decibel level down.
And if any of you should feel
the need to scream...
:18:44
spit or bite,
you get the treatment.
:18:47
- Fuck you, pig.
- Gag and bag this Nazi muffin.
:18:53
See, this kind of thing
puts me in a foul mood.
:18:55
These rules will be enforced.
If there's a hint of trouble...
:18:58
if any of you so much as
passes gas in my direction,
it offends my delicate nasal passages...