:18:01
Hey, man, I'm just fuckin' with you,
all right? Don't get all...
:18:04
"Wounded Knee" on me
and shit.
:18:08
You look like
you wanna scalp a nigger.
:18:12
What you lookin' at,
punk?
:18:15
Nothin'. I was just
admirin' your cage.
:18:19
Fits you pretty good.
:18:22
Well, welcome aboard.
:18:25
My, my. As I look around I see
a lot of celebrities among us.
:18:28
I see 11 Current Affairs,
two Hard Copies, and a genuine
Geraldo interviewee.
:18:33
But I got to tell you, gentlemen,
none of this impresses me.
:18:35
Because we have rules on this aircraft,
and they're gonna be enforced.
:18:38
It's a lot like kindergarten.
You'll keep your hands to yourself.
:18:41
You keep the decibel level down.
And if any of you should feel
the need to scream...
:18:44
spit or bite,
you get the treatment.
:18:47
- Fuck you, pig.
- Gag and bag this Nazi muffin.
:18:53
See, this kind of thing
puts me in a foul mood.
:18:55
These rules will be enforced.
If there's a hint of trouble...
:18:58
if any of you so much as
passes gas in my direction,
it offends my delicate nasal passages...
:19:02
your testicles will become
my personal property.
:19:07
That's pretty clear.
Good.
:19:29
Call me Johnny 600
if they knew the truth.
:19:31
Ah, doesn't have
quite the same ring to it.
:19:35
Anyway,
I despise rapists.
:19:38
For me, you're somewhere between
a cockroach and that white stuff...
:19:41
that accumulates at the corner of
your mouth when you're really thirsty.
:19:44
But in your case,
I'll make an exception.
:19:48
- Guard Falzon.
- What?
:19:51
Oh, stewardess, stewardess?
What's the in-flight movie today?
:19:55
Well, I think you'll like it,
Cyrus. It's called...
:19:57
I'll Never Make Love
To A Woman On The Beach Again.
:19:59
And it's preceded by the award-winning
short, No More Steak For Me Ever.