Excess Baggage

I stay in the house a lot.
If you're here because you're
worried about me, I appreciate it.

But if my father ordered you
to bring me home, I'm not going.

Emily... can we go someplace else?
Don't you think it's strange that
my father isn't sitting here now?

Yes, it's strange, but strange
and normal are not my job.

This isn't about tattoos
and burning down the school library.

- The cops and the FBI want you.
- Daddy's lawyers will get rich.

They'll earn it this time.
You're facing felony charges.
Attempted grand theft.
Theft by deceit. Conspiracy...

- What are you talking about?
- Tell me.

I don't have my wallet.
There's the check for the coffee.

I'll get the bag myself
and bring you back the keys.

Yes! That's what I'm going to do.
Give my car keys to a car thief.

I've been a good sport till now.
I can't wait much longer.

- Go order yourself some waffles.
- Two minutes.

Two minutes. I'm tired of tossing
salad, if you know what I mean.

There goes my bargaining chip.
I'll give him to the police.