:37:01
Look who decided
to grace us with his presence.
:37:05
Sorry, Jeff.
Could not be helped.
:37:10
You're not getting off so easy.
So?
:37:13
Who is she?
:37:15
I open the door and you're off
on a date with Jessica Rabbit.
:37:18
Her name is Isabel.
And it wasn't exactly a date.
:37:23
Okay.
That's informative.
:37:26
Jeff, what the hell is dating?
:37:28
A process of elimination where
you both present your best side...
:37:33
...and hide the real you.
That can only last three months.
:37:38
Then you spend three months
getting to know your real selves.
:37:40
Then one of you wants a commitment,
the other doesn't so you start over.
:37:45
I mean dating...
:37:46
...dating is stupid!
:37:50
What have you done
with my best friend?
:37:52
You and Karen dated five years before
you married. Look what happened.
:37:56
Wait, you're using the " M" word?
:37:59
There's a woman on line one.
She says she's your wife.
:38:03
The only wife around is my ex.
And I am not in.
:38:06
Ask her if I can call her back.
Get her phone number!
:38:11
You married her?
The one with the body?
:38:15
You're married?
:38:18
Alex, does my life
mean nothing to you?
:38:21
-It'll be okay.
-No, it won't!
:38:25
-Who says it will?
-You gamble either way!
:38:28
You're pissed I won on the first pull
instead of putting quarters...
:38:32
...in the wrong machine
for 5 years!
:38:34
Those were silver dollars. And that
slot machine now owns my house.
:38:39
-She says it's urgent.
-It's urgent. The nightmare begins.
:38:43
I can't believe it.
What were you thinking?
:38:47
It's out of character
for you.
:38:49
Why marry her... unless
you knocked her up?
:38:54
-You knocked her up?
-That had nothing to do with it.
:38:59
Not to burst your bubble,
but do you know this baby's yours?