:02:00
-Mama, do something.
-Why're you being difficult?
:02:03
They aren't her in-laws
because she's not married!
:02:08
If she's not married,
she has no in-laws!
:02:11
Why am I celebrating Cinco de Mayo
with strangers?
:02:15
They're strangers
because you won't talk to them!
:02:18
Tomas...
:02:19
...either you act like the man I
married, or sleep with the dogs!
:02:32
I hope you have plenty of lotion on.
:02:36
The desert sun kicks off this water
like a mirror.
:02:40
No, I think that if we just stay
in the shade, we'll be fine.
:02:45
Suit yourselves.
Pity you didn't bring suits.
:02:49
Well, we didn't exactly plan for this.
:02:53
Jesus Christ, is it hot!
:03:02
Senor, I'd like to tell
you something.
:03:06
I don't think these kids have a clue
what they are getting into.
:03:11
I couldn't agree more.
:03:13
-Really?
-Absolutely.
:03:15
Marriage is a serious commitment.
:03:17
I think that it's terribly romantic.
:03:22
Hon, you're not helping.
:03:25
I must agree with her.
:03:27
You men forget how foolish
you once were chasing us.
:03:31
This is different.
They are different.
:03:34
They come from a different culture,
a different world.
:03:37
It's hard enough to make a marriage
work without adding to it.
:03:42
Listen to the man, Alex.
He has a point.
:03:45
I think they're going to
start spelling words soon.
:03:48
-Can't you just be happy for us?
-I'm afraid for you.
:03:52
This wouldn't have happened
if he hadn't gone after you-
:03:56
Wait just a second, Tomas.
It takes two to tango.