:42:02
It's the way you practically pulled
my chair out for me when we first met.
:42:06
Because I was civil,
now you're complainin'?
:42:09
I can't afford civility, sir.
:42:11
How am I supposed to fit in when
you've got me set up as an outsider?
:42:15
You've given me
a different set of rules.
:42:18
The answer is, I can't.
:42:21
Why don't you just issue me a
pink petticoat to wear around the base?
:42:24
Did you just have
a brain fart?
:42:27
Begging your pardon,
sir?
:42:29
Did you
just waltz in here...
:42:32
and bark at your
commanding officer?
:42:36
If so, I regard that
as a bona fide brain fart,
:42:42
and I resent it
when people fart inside my office.
:42:45
I think you've resented me
from the start, sir.
:42:48
What I resent,
Lieutenant,
:42:51
is some politician...
:42:53
using my base
as a test tube...
:42:56
for her grand
social experiment.
:43:00
What I resent...
:43:01
is the sensitivity
training...
:43:04
that is now mandatory
for my men,
:43:06
the OB-GYN
I have to keep on staff...
:43:09
just so someone can keep track
of your personal Pap smears.
:43:13
But most of all,
what I resent...
:43:15
is your perfume,
:43:17
however subtle it may be,
:43:20
competin' with the aroma
of my fine $3.59 cigar,
:43:25
which I will put out
this instant...
:43:27
if the phallic nature of it
happens to offend...
:43:30
your goddamned
fragile sensibilities!
:43:33
- Does it?
- No, sir.
:43:35
"No, sir," what?
:43:39
The shape
doesn't bother me, sir.
:43:41
Just the goddamned
sweet stench.
:43:54
One standard.
:43:56
Just treat me the same.
No better, no worse.