:03:00
Could you die?
:03:03
And over here...
:03:05
is the outhouse, which you
don't want to see, believe me.
:03:09
By the way, Betsy, thank you so
much for those moist towelettes.
:03:11
They've been a lifesaver.
:03:14
And these are the wonderful porters.
Wave, guys.
:03:17
And this is our guide, Mr Kwame.
:03:20
Without him, we would be lost.
Hi.
:03:25
This is great.
:03:27
- And this is Lyle.
- Hello, Bujumburans.
:03:32
- What are you doing here?
- What kind of greeting is that
to give your fiance?
:03:35
- Aren't you happy to see me?
- Yeah, of course I am.
:03:41
The jungle loves you.
You're beautiful.
:03:43
- How did you find me?
- Well, I just hired the two
best trackers in the business.
:03:48
Ah, I'm chafing, Max.
Ah, yeah, I'm chafing big time.
:03:52
Didn't I tell you not to wear 20 pounds
of black leather in the jungle?
:03:56
- Didn't I tell ya?
- Ah.
:03:58
Cotton, I said. Cotton breathes.
:04:01
Take my things to the lady's tent
and shake a leg.
:04:07
Later that night, Lyle Van de Groot
lost no time in making arrangements...
:04:11
-to whisk his wayward fiancee back home.
-All right, I'll take it, I'll take it.
:04:14
Nairobi Hilton.
They can airlift us there in two hours.
:04:18
Pillows, okay?
:04:20
Wait a second. I'm losing you.
Bad reception here.
:04:23
Okay, I've got you back.
No, wait! I'm losing you!
:04:25
My batteries are dead!
No! Doody!
:04:28
I don't want to go anyway, Lyle.
Tomorrow we're gonna....
:04:30
climb the mountain where the big apes
are. Don't you wanna see them?
:04:34
Only if they can shake a good gin
martini without bruising it. Hiyo!
:04:40
Me and Thor here would be happy
to help you and the lady up
the mountain, Mr Van de Groot.
:04:44
- Yeah.
- With Mr Kwame leading the way,
of course.
:04:47
If you don't mind me saying so,
the apes...
:04:49
are supposed to be a fascinating sight,
especially that white ape.
:04:54
White ape? What's that?
:04:57
Ask Mr Kwame.
I bet he can tell you.