:04:01
Take my things to the lady's tent
and shake a leg.
:04:07
Later that night, Lyle Van de Groot
lost no time in making arrangements...
:04:11
-to whisk his wayward fiancee back home.
-All right, I'll take it, I'll take it.
:04:14
Nairobi Hilton.
They can airlift us there in two hours.
:04:18
Pillows, okay?
:04:20
Wait a second. I'm losing you.
Bad reception here.
:04:23
Okay, I've got you back.
No, wait! I'm losing you!
:04:25
My batteries are dead!
No! Doody!
:04:28
I don't want to go anyway, Lyle.
Tomorrow we're gonna....
:04:30
climb the mountain where the big apes
are. Don't you wanna see them?
:04:34
Only if they can shake a good gin
martini without bruising it. Hiyo!
:04:40
Me and Thor here would be happy
to help you and the lady up
the mountain, Mr Van de Groot.
:04:44
- Yeah.
- With Mr Kwame leading the way,
of course.
:04:47
If you don't mind me saying so,
the apes...
:04:49
are supposed to be a fascinating sight,
especially that white ape.
:04:54
White ape? What's that?
:04:57
Ask Mr Kwame.
I bet he can tell you.
:05:01
- It is only a native legend.
- Could you please tell us?
:05:07
The people say he is
over seven feet tall...
:05:10
with the strength of a lion.
:05:12
When the moon is full
and the air is sweet...
:05:14
he wanders alone
through the jungle...
:05:17
piercing the silence of the valley
with his mournful call.
:05:21
Now, some say he is
thirsty for blood.
:05:24
Others say he is calling
for the mate that he longs for...
:05:29
but will never find.
:05:31
By day, he rules the entire Bukuvu
from the top of the mountain.
:05:36
But by night--
:05:38
He and Bigfoot run the candy counter
at the Bukuvu Cineplex.
:05:41
Now playing on all 14 screens:
:05:43
Planet of the Apes.
:05:49
Bigfoot? Max, that'd be worth
a lot more than any white--
:05:53
- Ursula, what are we doing here?
- Lyle, I came all this way--
:05:57
Okay, okay.
The things I do for you.