:05:01
- It is only a native legend.
- Could you please tell us?
:05:07
The people say he is
over seven feet tall...
:05:10
with the strength of a lion.
:05:12
When the moon is full
and the air is sweet...
:05:14
he wanders alone
through the jungle...
:05:17
piercing the silence of the valley
with his mournful call.
:05:21
Now, some say he is
thirsty for blood.
:05:24
Others say he is calling
for the mate that he longs for...
:05:29
but will never find.
:05:31
By day, he rules the entire Bukuvu
from the top of the mountain.
:05:36
But by night--
:05:38
He and Bigfoot run the candy counter
at the Bukuvu Cineplex.
:05:41
Now playing on all 14 screens:
:05:43
Planet of the Apes.
:05:49
Bigfoot? Max, that'd be worth
a lot more than any white--
:05:53
- Ursula, what are we doing here?
- Lyle, I came all this way--
:05:57
Okay, okay.
The things I do for you.
:06:00
Looks like we're on, fellows.
:06:03
As the sun rose
over Ape Mountain...
:06:05
its agitated inhabitants sent an urgent
message to George by bongo-gram...
:06:09
warning the jungle king that
intruders were close afoot.
:06:13
Ooh. Lyle, listen.
What was that?
:06:15
Could be the mating call
of the white ape.
:06:18
Huh. White ape.
Sounds like a drink.
:06:20
Uh, yes, bartender. I'll have
two Black Russians and a white ape.
:06:23
A drink the venal Van de Groot
would be begging to imbibe...
:06:26
if he only knew how near the white ape
was at that very moment...
:06:30
flying through the foliage,
surveying the scenery, cruising in...
:06:33
for a closer look and swinging on
through the trees with effortless ease.
:06:38
Ow!
:06:41
And so, onward and upward
the tired trekkers trudged...
:06:44
on feverish footsies
over perilous paths.
:06:47
When they finally beheld the mighty
Ape Mountain, they reacted with awe.
:06:51
- Aww.
- I said "awe." A-W-E.
:06:57
- Ooh!
- That's better.
:06:59
Single file on the bridge.
Step very cautiously.