:06:00
Looks like we're on, fellows.
:06:03
As the sun rose
over Ape Mountain...
:06:05
its agitated inhabitants sent an urgent
message to George by bongo-gram...
:06:09
warning the jungle king that
intruders were close afoot.
:06:13
Ooh. Lyle, listen.
What was that?
:06:15
Could be the mating call
of the white ape.
:06:18
Huh. White ape.
Sounds like a drink.
:06:20
Uh, yes, bartender. I'll have
two Black Russians and a white ape.
:06:23
A drink the venal Van de Groot
would be begging to imbibe...
:06:26
if he only knew how near the white ape
was at that very moment...
:06:30
flying through the foliage,
surveying the scenery, cruising in...
:06:33
for a closer look and swinging on
through the trees with effortless ease.
:06:38
Ow!
:06:41
And so, onward and upward
the tired trekkers trudged...
:06:44
on feverish footsies
over perilous paths.
:06:47
When they finally beheld the mighty
Ape Mountain, they reacted with awe.
:06:51
- Aww.
- I said "awe." A-W-E.
:06:57
- Ooh!
- That's better.
:06:59
Single file on the bridge.
Step very cautiously.
:07:03
It is full of rotten planks.
One false move, you could fall over.
:07:07
Then you will have
a very long time to wave goodbye.
:07:11
Don't you worry, peanut.
I was on a bridge like this in Maui.
:07:14
It was steady as a rock.
See?
:07:16
Hey! S-Stop! Stop that!
Stop that! What th--
:07:19
Yee-haw!
:07:22
- I got you.
- No!
:07:29
Don't worry.
Nobody dies in this story.
:07:33
They just get
really big boo-boos.
:07:35
What did I tell you?
:07:37
You know, they shouldn't let
inexperienced guides
like that on these treks.
:07:48
Did you see the look
that guy just gave me?
:07:51
Probably saying I'm the biggest jerk
they've ever seen in their lives.
:07:53
Probably trying to think
of something evil to do to me.