:07:03
It is full of rotten planks.
One false move, you could fall over.
:07:07
Then you will have
a very long time to wave goodbye.
:07:11
Don't you worry, peanut.
I was on a bridge like this in Maui.
:07:14
It was steady as a rock.
See?
:07:16
Hey! S-Stop! Stop that!
Stop that! What th--
:07:19
Yee-haw!
:07:22
- I got you.
- No!
:07:29
Don't worry.
Nobody dies in this story.
:07:33
They just get
really big boo-boos.
:07:35
What did I tell you?
:07:37
You know, they shouldn't let
inexperienced guides
like that on these treks.
:07:48
Did you see the look
that guy just gave me?
:07:51
Probably saying I'm the biggest jerk
they've ever seen in their lives.
:07:53
Probably trying to think
of something evil to do to me.
:08:04
If they turn on us,
we're never gonna get home.
:08:06
It's up to me to make the peace.
I'm going in.
:08:11
Gentlemen. Cigar, cigarette?
:08:13
Okay, gifts from America.
:08:17
- Hey, hey.
- I give you a cigar,
you give me some of your lands.
:08:19
All right.
A first contact has been made.
:08:23
Ready, aim--
:08:29
There you go, my man. Huh?
:08:32
You like magic fire? Do ya?
:08:34
Well, get a load of this.
:08:39
There you go. Magic picture.
:08:42
Yet another gift from America.
Here you go.
:08:44
You're welcome.
:08:52
Thirty-five millimetre.