:52:05
Sometimes
people get lucky.
:52:07
You're a brilliant man.
:52:17
[ Door Closes ]
:52:19
%% [ Whistling ]
:52:45
You know,
I was on this plane once,
:52:48
and I'm sittin' there, and...
:52:50
the captain gets on,
he does his whole, you know,
:52:52
"we'll be cruisin' at 35,000 feet,"
but then he puts the mike down.
:52:55
- He forgets to turn it off.
- Mm-hmm.
:52:58
So he turns to the copilot.
He's, like,
:53:00
"You know, all I could use right now is
a fuckin' blow job and a cup of coffee."
:53:04
So the stewardess fuckin' goes bombin'
up from the back of the plane...
:53:07
to tell him
the microphone's still on.
:53:08
This guy in the back
of the plane's like, "Hey, hon,
don't forget the coffee."
:53:12
[ Chuckling ]
You ever been on a plane?
:53:15
No, but it's a fuckin' joke. It works
better if I tell it in the first person.
:53:18
Yeah, it does.
:53:23
I have been laid,
you know?
:53:25
Really? Good for you.
:53:27
- Big time, big time.
- Big time, huh?
:53:29
I went on a date last week.
:53:32
- How'd it go?
- It was good.
:53:35
- Goin' out again?
- I don't know.
:53:37
- Why?
- Haven't called her.
:53:39
- Christ, you're an amateur.
- I know what I'm doin'.
:53:42
Yeah. Don't worry about me.
I know what I'm doin'.
:53:46
Yeah, but this girl was, like,
you know, beautiful.
:53:48
She's smart. She's fun. She's different
from most of the girls I've been with.
:53:53
- So call her up, Romeo.
- Why, so I can realize
she's not that smart.
:53:56
That she's fuckin' boring?
You know, I mean, you don't--
:53:59
This girl's, like, fuckin' perfect
right now. I don't wanna ruin that.