:26:02
and this girl said,
''There goes Eddie's girl.''
:26:04
And l thought, ''What for?
That girl's so skinny.''
:26:07
-They broke up, right?
-Mm-hmm. A while ago.
:26:09
-Skin and bones.
-Mm-hmm. She was so skinny...
:26:12
she had to wear rubber bands
around the tops of her socks...
:26:13
and a belt around her spandex
bike shorts to keep them up.
:26:15
-No, she didn't.
-Uh-huh.
:26:17
Kids in school
used to laugh so hard.
:26:19
Sure.
:26:21
lt's crazy, so crazy.
:26:24
Guess l'm not skinny enough
for him, then.
:26:25
-You are.
-No.
:26:27
Uh-huh. At least
if he goes out with you...
:26:29
you'll know he got good taste.
:26:32
-We'll see.
-Mm-hmm.
:26:34
We'll see if it happens,
is what we'll see.
:26:40
l was born
right here in Xenia, Ohio...
:26:43
to a lesbian midwife...
:26:46
who cut all her hair
like a butch.
:26:52
And when l was little,
she used to have stre--
:26:54
My mom
used to have stretch marks...
:26:56
that went around in circles.
:27:05
But l used to roll marbles
on her stomach--
:27:10
my mom's stomach--and when
l would hit the navel...
:27:12
she'd give me five dollars.
:27:15
When l'd hit the navel,
she'd give me five dollars.
:27:17
When l would hit
the side of her arm...
:27:19
she would fuckin' hit me, man...
:27:21
with a--a fuckin'...
:27:23
a--a--a hairbrush...
:27:25
or she would beat me...
:27:28
l had a lesbian midwife
who gave birth to my mother...
:27:31
while l was born
through my mother's womb.
:27:34
My mother,
when she was thirty years old...
:27:36
she entered menopause.
:27:37
She sprouted a fuckin' mustache.
She lost her sex drive.
:27:40
Everything in the house
started to change.
:27:43
The way she would do the dishes
would change...
:27:45
or the way
she would clean the cabinets...
:27:47
out of the house would change.
:27:48
OK, so my sister,
she gets a complex.
:27:51
She starts thinking, because
my mother has menopause...
:27:55
at such an earlier--
at such an early age...
:27:58
that she's gonna lose
all her sex drive...