:30:00
I want to see battles
and monsters.
:30:02
Rescue some damsels.
:30:04
You know, heroic stuff.
:30:06
- Well...
- Aw, come on! Phil!
:30:10
Well, OK. You want a road test?
Saddle up, kid.
:30:13
We're going to Thebes!
:30:15
- So what's in Thebes?
- A lot of problems.
:30:19
It's a big, tough town. Good
place to start buildin' a rep.
:30:25
Sounds like your basic D.I. D...
damsel in distress.
:30:35
Not so fast, sweetheart.
:30:37
I swear, Nessus.
Put me down or I'll...
:30:41
I like 'em fiery!
:30:43
Now, remember, kid.
:30:45
First, analyse the situation.
:30:47
Don't just barrel in there
without thinking.
:30:52
He's losin' points for this!
:30:53
- You don't know what you're...
- Halt!
:30:58
Step aside, two legs.
:31:01
Pardon me, my good sir.
:31:04
I'll have to ask you...
:31:05
to release that young...
:31:06
- Keep movin', junior.
- Lady.
:31:09
But you... aren't you
a damsel in distress?
:31:13
I'm a damsel.
I'm in distress.
:31:16
I can handle this.
Have a nice day.
:31:21
Ma'am, I'm afraid you may be...
:31:22
too close to the situation
to realize...
:31:27
What are you doin'?
Get your sword!
:31:29
Sword. Right.
:31:30
Rule #15: A hero is only
as good as his weapon!
:31:42
Hold it! Hold on!
He's gotta do it on his own.
:31:44
Come on, kid! Concentrate!
:31:47
Use your head!
:31:56
All right! Not bad, kid!
:31:58
Not exactly what I had in mind,
but not bad.