:31:01
There is no burglar.
:31:03
Just a kid home sick from school,
making false alarms.
:31:08
How embarrassing.
:31:15
This is the second time in two days
that you've called the police.
:31:19
It's a very serious matter
when a person calls the police.
:31:23
I saw a burglar yesterday,
and I saw one today.
:31:26
Alex, listen to the chief.
:31:29
- There was no one in that house.
- What about Johnny Allen's dog?
:31:33
I talked to Johnny last night.
His dog was kidnapped Monday morning.
:31:37
Did he see it happen?
:31:39
Alex, apologize to the chief
and go up to your room.
:31:44
Excuse me for being a good citizen.
:31:47
Alex! I'm very sorry.
:31:49
This will not happen again.
:31:51
Will it, honey?
Really, I promise you.
:31:54
We wouldn't want to discourage him
from calling us...
:31:57
...in the event that
something real ever does happen.
:32:04
Loser.
:32:06
- Shut up.
- Make me.
:32:08
You pranked them twice.
It's on your permanent record.
:32:11
For your whole life,
if you call for help, it won't come.
:32:14
- Dad missed his plane.
- He was late to meet his boss.
:32:18
We have to give family cash
to the Stephans...
:32:20
...and to an evil octogenarian
to repair their doors.
:32:24
And even worse...
:32:26
The world laughs.
:32:27
You've stained the family name.
:32:36
First the Stephans.
:32:39
Then Mrs. Hess.
:32:40
I agree, Doris.
The next stop is the Alcotts' house.
:32:44
What burglar goes into a house
and doesn't take anything?
:32:48
You know what I think?
They're looking for something special.
:32:51
And they're looking in every house
because they don't know who has it.
:32:56
The question is...
:32:58
...what is it?