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4th OF JULY CROAKER FESTIVAL
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Let's welcome back
our six finalists to the stage.
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They're pretty as can be,
aren't they?
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You worked hard. Your parents
worked hard. We're proud of you.
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She was born for this.
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- Her breasts are so... ample.
- She does exercises to pump 'em up.
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Guys, I'm on sexist overload
as it is. Kill the commentary.
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"In the spirit of Mother Teresa,
what will be your contribution -
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- to your community
and the world at large?"
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At summer's end, I plan to become
a serious actress in New York City.
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By entertaining the world through
art, I shall serve my country.
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Did you feed her this shit?
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Work it. Babe!
They're eating it up.
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And this year's Croaker Queen is:
Miss Helen Shivers.
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That's my girl!