1:13:00
I hope we get to see some more!
1:13:02
That was cool !
1:13:04
Chief, it's for you!
1:13:08
What the heck are you doing?
We got kids in here!
1:13:11
Sam, it wasn't us.
No, it wasn't us.
1:13:15
Some nutcase made it
through the perimeter.
1:13:18
He says it wasn't him .
1:13:20
Listen.
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If this happens again,
I' m calling a parents' conference. . .
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. . .and tell them you' re taking potshots
at their kids.
1:13:27
And I suggest that you tell
the FBI agent you' re standing with. . .
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. . .that I said so.
1:13:33
One moment, please.
Anything else, Sam?
1:13:37
Thank you.
1:13:40
Shit!
1:13:42
Dobbins, you' re a jackoff.
1:13:48
Joke just gets funnier and funnier,
doesn 't it?
1:13:52
And up there in Madeline
we 've got this guy, Sam Baily. . .
1:13:55
. . . using the Steve Martin defense.
1:13:57
Leno just said my name.
1:13:58
Hasn 't been used in a few years.
1:14:00
Well, excuse me!
1:14:02
Please.
1:14:05
Jay Leno knows who I am .
1:14:10
Oh, man!
1:14:13
He's a nice man.
1:14:14
You met him?
1:14:16
I did a story on antique cars.
He collects them .
1:14:19
Who else you met?
1:14:22
Everyone from the Pope to Mel Gibson.
1:14:25
Mel Gibson?
1:14:26
What's he like?
1:14:28
I threw him softball questions.
He threw me softball answers.
1:14:33
He plays softball?
1:14:36
I play softball .
I'd get along good with him .
1:14:41
I bet your wife didn't know
she was getting a celebrity. . .
1:14:46
. . .when she said yes, did she?
1:14:49
No, I think she knew
exactly what she was getting .
1:14:52
35 years old and . . .
1:14:54
. . .the only job I could get
is guarding a museum at $8 an hour.
1:14:58
-How long you been doing it?
-And I can't even keep that.