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Well, excuse me!
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Please.
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Jay Leno knows who I am .
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Oh, man!
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He's a nice man.
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You met him?
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I did a story on antique cars.
He collects them .
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Who else you met?
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Everyone from the Pope to Mel Gibson.
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Mel Gibson?
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What's he like?
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I threw him softball questions.
He threw me softball answers.
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He plays softball?
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I play softball .
I'd get along good with him .
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I bet your wife didn't know
she was getting a celebrity. . .
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. . .when she said yes, did she?
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No, I think she knew
exactly what she was getting .
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35 years old and . . .
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. . .the only job I could get
is guarding a museum at $8 an hour.
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-How long you been doing it?
-And I can't even keep that.
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5 years.
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I was in the Air Force,
you know, but I left. . .
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. . . because they wouldn't let me fly.
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Why not?
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No college.
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Why didn't you go to college?
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No money.
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But. . . .
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The results ain't in yet,
but it appears that I ain't too bright.
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Guess what.
I didn't go either.
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Get out.
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I couldn't afford it.
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Then how'd you get to be so smart?
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The results aren't in yet. . .
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. . . but rumor has it
I got by on my charm .
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That's something
that you got a lot of:
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Charm .
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Charm .
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Charm . Personality.
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I ain't got no personality.
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Sure you do, otherwise people
wouldn't be responding to you.
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Then I could do
one of those TV shows?
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Why not?
You' re already famous.