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5 years.
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I was in the Air Force,
you know, but I left. . .
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. . . because they wouldn't let me fly.
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Why not?
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No college.
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Why didn't you go to college?
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No money.
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But. . . .
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The results ain't in yet,
but it appears that I ain't too bright.
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Guess what.
I didn't go either.
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Get out.
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I couldn't afford it.
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Then how'd you get to be so smart?
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The results aren't in yet. . .
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. . . but rumor has it
I got by on my charm .
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That's something
that you got a lot of:
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Charm .
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Charm .
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Charm . Personality.
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I ain't got no personality.
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Sure you do, otherwise people
wouldn't be responding to you.
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Then I could do
one of those TV shows?
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Why not?
You' re already famous.
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Yeah, but. . .
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. . . I' m famous in a bad way.
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It doesn't make any difference on TV.
People know who you are.
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Like them fishing shows.
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I heard that you were a great fisherman.
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I'd like to do a fishing show .
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Fish all day on TV and you get to go. . .
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. . .see the best spots.
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All the new equipment.
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I'd like that.
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I'll tell you what. When this is over,
I'll recommend you to my station.
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Nah. It's over for me.
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Things are bad, but at least people
are sympathizing with you now .
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Am I going to jail?
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Best-case scenario. . .
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. . .you'll do a little time. . .
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. . .you'll get some probation.
Then. . . .
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. . . "Sam Baily's Catfish Corner. "
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Yeah, right.
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Stranger things have happened .
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I was up and I was down.
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Now I' m up again,
thanks to you.
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Who knows? You might be back in your
wife's arms sooner than you think.