1:13:00
- I hope we get to see some more!
- That was cool!
1:13:04
Chief, it's for you!
1:13:08
What are you doing?
We got kids in here!
1:13:11
Sam, it wasn't us.
No, it wasn't us.
1:13:15
A nutcase made it
through the perimeter.
1:13:18
He says it wasn't him.
1:13:20
If this happens again,
I'm going to tell the parents...
1:13:24
...you're taking potshots at their kids.
1:13:27
I suggest that you tell
the FBI agent you're standing with...
1:13:32
...that I said so.
1:13:33
One moment, please.
Anything else, Sam?
1:13:37
Thank you.
1:13:40
Shit!
1:13:42
Dobbins, you're a jack-off.
1:13:48
Joke gets funnier and funnier,
doesn't it?
1:13:52
In Madeline, this guy, Sam Baily,
is using the Steve Martin defense.
1:13:56
- Leno said my name.
- Hasn't been used in years.
1:14:00
Well, excuse me!
1:14:02
Please.
1:14:05
Jay Leno knows who I am.
1:14:10
Oh, man.
1:14:13
- He's a nice man.
- You met him?
1:14:16
I did a story on antique cars.
He collects them.
1:14:19
Who else you met?
1:14:22
Everyone from the Pope to Mel Gibson.
1:14:25
Mel Gibson? What's he like?
1:14:28
I threw him softball questions.
He threw me softball answers.
1:14:33
He plays softball?
1:14:36
I play softball.
We'd get along good.
1:14:41
I bet your wife didn't know
she was getting a celebrity...
1:14:46
...when she said yes, did she?
1:14:49
She knew exactly what she was getting.
1:14:52
Thirty-five years old and...
1:14:54
...the only job I can get is guarding
a museum at $8 an hour...
1:14:58
- How long you been doing it?
...and I can't even keep that.