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Well, excuse me!
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Please.
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Jay Leno knows who I am.
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Oh, man.
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- He's a nice man.
- You met him?
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I did a story on antique cars.
He collects them.
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Who else you met?
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Everyone from the Pope to Mel Gibson.
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Mel Gibson? What's he like?
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I threw him softball questions.
He threw me softball answers.
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He plays softball?
1:14:36
I play softball.
We'd get along good.
1:14:41
I bet your wife didn't know
she was getting a celebrity...
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...when she said yes, did she?
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She knew exactly what she was getting.
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Thirty-five years old and...
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...the only job I can get is guarding
a museum at $8 an hour...
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- How long you been doing it?
...and I can't even keep that.
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Five years.
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I was in the Air Force, but I left
because they wouldn't let me fly.
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- Why not?
- No college.
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- Why didn't you go to college?
- No money.
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But...
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The results ain't in, but
it appears that I ain't too bright.
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- Guess what. I didn't go either.
- Get out.
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I couldn't afford it.
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Then how'd you get to be so smart?
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The results aren't in yet, but rumor
has it I got by on my charm.
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That's something
that you got a lot of.
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- Charm.
- Charm.
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- Charm. Personality.
- I ain't got no personality.
1:15:51
Sure you do, otherwise people
wouldn't be responding to you.
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Then I could do
one of those TV shows?
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Why not?
You're already famous.