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Five years.
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I was in the Air Force, but I left
because they wouldn't let me fly.
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- Why not?
- No college.
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- Why didn't you go to college?
- No money.
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But...
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The results ain't in, but
it appears that I ain't too bright.
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- Guess what. I didn't go either.
- Get out.
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I couldn't afford it.
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Then how'd you get to be so smart?
1:15:36
The results aren't in yet, but rumor
has it I got by on my charm.
1:15:41
That's something
that you got a lot of.
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- Charm.
- Charm.
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- Charm. Personality.
- I ain't got no personality.
1:15:51
Sure you do, otherwise people
wouldn't be responding to you.
1:15:55
Then I could do
one of those TV shows?
1:15:58
Why not?
You're already famous.
1:16:01
Yeah, but I'm famous in a bad way.
1:16:04
It doesn't make any difference on TV.
People know who you are.
1:16:08
- Like them fishing shows.
- I heard you were a big fisherman.
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I'd like to do a fishing show.
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Fish all day on TV and you get to go
see the best spots.
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All the new equipment.
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I'd like that.
1:16:24
I'll tell you what. When this is over,
I'll recommend you to my station.
1:16:30
Nah. It's over for me.
1:16:32
Things are bad, but at least people
are sympathizing with you now.
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- Am I going to jail?
- Best-case scenario, you'll do time...
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...you'll get some probation.
Then, "Sam Baily's Catfish Corner".
1:16:47
Yeah, right.
1:16:50
Stranger things have happened.
I was up and I was down.
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Now I'm up again,
thanks to you.
1:16:57
Who knows? You might be back in your
wife's arms sooner than you think.