:11:01
When?
:11:05
Sunday.
:11:09
All right, away you go.
:11:11
-All right, see you later, mate.
-See you later, Bill.
:11:18
Am I a cunt, or am I a cunt?
:11:23
-ls he all right?
-Yeah, he's on that fucking gear.
:11:27
Sean Connery making toast.
:11:35
Yes.
:11:37
Maybe I'll have two slices.
:11:40
You look anorexic. The best
way to wind up an anorexic is...
:11:43
...tap them on the shoulder and go,
"You putting on weight, you fat cunt?"
:11:48
Did I tell you I only shag
homeless women?
:11:51
So much easier to get them
to stay the night.
:11:53
And after you fuck them,
you can drop them off anywhere.
:12:12
So he gets up to his turn
to go to the screw.
:12:15
He goes, "Good morning, I'll have egg
and bacon, tomato and fried bread."
:12:19
-What, he thinks he's in a hotel?
-He's always stronging it.
:12:23
So the screw looked at him,
and he went, "No, egg or bacon."
:12:26
-What?
-Yeah, right?
:12:28
So he went, "I'll have egg and bacon
and--" And he went, "No, no, no.
:12:31
You can have egg or bacon." He went,
"You're having a fucking laugh, cunt."
:12:37
-It's egg and bacon.
-Yeah.
:12:38
-It's always been.
-Right.
:12:40
-Like salt and pepper, knife and fork.
-Horse and cart.
:12:43
Fucking all that bollocks.
:12:53
-Hello, stranger.
-All right?
:12:55
About fucking time.